Matt sent me his MySpace link. Since I remember with disturbing clarity what Emily's MySpace looks like, I started twitching uncontrollably.
Once I regained control over my lower motor functions, I went to Matt's MySpace. I have since come to conclude that never again will I go to
anyone's MySpace. As much as I like my friends, I just can't stand going there. I can barely
link to him.
I have to take a shower. I feel dirty.