as long as i've been going out with jess, i've seen my friends, one by one, tear themselves apart from their boyfriends, their girlfriends, their fiances/fiancees, their husbands, their wives.
it's funny. before jess, i was never able to keep a girlfriend for more than a month or so. now i watch as the world falls down around me.
i watched ian go crazy and break up with susan. i watched the evil whore (we shall not name names) rip out matt's heart and
eat it. i stood by as sat
aaaaaann broke up with jason. i watched as jason broke it off with sarah (but they're back together again, which may or may not be a good thing). i watched kurt break it off with.. oh, jess, what was her name? anyhoo, good ole kurt ran off with a guy.
that was
sick. i watched peter's little fun times with what's-her-name. ralph broke up with slutty - but that was a good thing. ralph broke up with.. beth? (i think that's right. help me out here, guys.) i found out after the fact about dawn's little escapade, unbeknownst to doug until it was too late and she was in jail (and they have two
kids). and now liz gets her heart trampled on by jon, her
fiance! gah.
there are more. oh, are there more, yes indeed. i hate watching this happen. i suppose i should try to be happy because i have jess (don't get me wrong, i
am happy with her), but it's so freaking hard when my friends are hurting
so much.
i wonder what peter thinks of jon right now.
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